President - Dan Smith
Qualificiations: The more mature one in the group.
Quote: "Where'd I put that can?"

Vice-President - George Andel
Qualificiations: Dives in exotic places.
Quote: "Where's the Jeep?"

Sargeant-At-Arms - Fred Mayfield
Qualificiations: No redeeming social skills.
Quote: "Who poured Coke on top of my beer?"

Morale Officer - Tim Smith
Qualifications: Gets invited to more partys than the rest of us.
Quote: "When? Where? What do I bring?!"

Communications Officer - Randy Morlen
Qualifications: Owns and OPERATES a cell phone.
Quote: "Rose? Rose who?"

Non-voting Members
Qualifications: Tolerates being ignored quite well.
Quote: "Why don't y'all ____________?" (Let your imagination fill in the blank.)